Moving in is no easy feat and we did our best to make it more complicated than normal. First, we tried to make a queen bed frame hold a double mattress set. To our merit, we were told it was a queen set. We also managed to flood our hall in the attempt to hook up our washer. Jeff went to infinity different stores infinity different times until we finally had the parts and the know-how to hook up the dryer. But we managed to survive sleeping on the mattress on the floor, wearing dirty underwear (not really), and now that we're settled we're happy to report that we LOVE our new apartment!
As promised, here is a tour....
Welcome to our humble home. The first thing you'll see is all the furniture that was given to us, along with a plant we call bracheasoauras. Pronounced the way it is spelled (or rather spelled the way it is pronounced).
Above our bookshelf you'll see...
Shirley you must be wondering about the sparsely decorated wall. We're still working on it.
Here is Jeffree in the kitchen. On average, Jeff washes 50 billion times as many dishes as Lori does. He's so wonderful.
Off to your right, located conveniently near the swimming pool, you'll see our bathroom, including a toilet that clogs daily just because it can.
Bad-bum picture display. Male model: Jeffree. Oh, and Lori wrote the words. Hanging in our bathroom.
Bedroom. Don't worry about it. The disc display inspires us regularly. Carpe diem: seize the disc.
...to be conceived...